Is It OK To Sleep With Clients?

Is It OK To Sleep With Clients?

The simple answer is YES! In fact, I sleep with my clients every single night. I am incredibly dedicated to my job, and taking them to bed is just one of the many ways in which I keep them happy and coming back for more....!

OK so now I have your attention, I have a little confession.... Yes, I do take my clients to bed every night but, fortunately for my career, it is only ever in my mind. I am, in fact, thinking about my clients 24/7, for as long as they are a client of iCredo Digital. Now that I have managed to drag your dirty minds back out of the gutter, let me explain exactly why.....

As a specialist recruiter, it’s absolutely vital that I know my stuff. It isn’t enough to just be good at finding jobs and sending people to interviews.

A) that is yawn and

B) if you’re not right for the role, then the employer gets mad we sent you and you get disillusioned with us.

So, instead we get to know our clients, both the candidates and the employers. We like to understand exactly what you do, how you do it and what your ambitions are. We build up a picture of you in our minds and figure out exactly what is a best fit. We speak to the companies we supply candidates to as well, and find out what kind of character is the perfect fit, not just what skills.

Effectively we develop relationships. Yes, a scary word. We begin to care about you as an individual and devote ourselves to helping you as best we can. Yes, this is a job, but I am someone who finds it difficult to just turn those emotions off. If we have a relationship, then we have it outside of 9-5. It’s obviously a professional relationship, but that doesn’t stop me thinking about exactly what I can do to help you right up until I fall asleep, all through the night, and then again over my cup of Tea and Chocolate Hobnobs when I wake up.

So, just to clarify (just in case my boss reads this) do I sleep with my clients? In my mind, yes I do. I even promise that they’ll never be any messy breakups afterwards either!

Watch where she puts that thing.

We know you broads think any blow job is a good blow job. That guys are just happy you're there, putting the dick in your mouth.

But if that were the case, we'd get blow jobs from other dudes who have the equipment and know what feels good and what doesn't.

Some broad recently wrote an article about five kissing mistakes that guys make, which seems to insinuate only men do certain shitty things when they kiss and women don't when, in fact, a bad kisser is a bad kisser regardless of gender.

The blow job, however, is another story. When it comes to kissing, men and women both have lips and therefore most of us know how to use them. But women don't have dicks, so it's not uncommon to find one who thinks she's gnawing on a corn cob instead of handling a delicate instrument of pleasure.

In worst case scenarios, there will be a jerk, a shriek of pain or a swift palm strike to the side of your head if you're really a hack. In less extreme instances, you'll just be deemed unsatisfactory as a sexual partner, your number will be lost and you'll be forgotten about.

So, consider this our public service announcement.

1. The Shaft Scraper

Put that thing away.

The biggest mistake a woman can make and will immediately get her added to the do not call list is being too toothy. Any contact of the teeth with the penis is unacceptable. The worst is when you scrape your teeth up and down the shaft.

Open your damn mouth wide enough to keep your teeth out of the equation. We know it isn't comfortable or normal, but you'll get used to it. When you do, you'll learn that you'll be able to make friends and influence people much better than before.

2. The Tip Taker

Come on. Put it all in there.

Just in case you weren't aware, there's a whole cock there. It's more than just the tip. Yeah, OK, that's the most sensitive part and we know the whole thing looks intimidating, but you have try to get more than just the head in your mouth.

Get down the shaft and even work the balls into the mix and you'll have a happy man. You know that porn flick you've seen where the guy is ramming the chick's head up and down on his dick and she's gagging? That's because she probably wasn't taking it all in, and he simply took matters into his own hands.

3. The No-hander

This one's too easy.

Yeah, it's true. Blow jobs are about sucking cock. While there's absolutely no reason you should confuse it with a hand job and stop using your mouth, there's no reason you should only be using your oral orifice to get the job done.

If we just wanted to feel the inside of a wet hole we could have shoved our dicks in a pail of worms or an apple pie, like in that movie we all saw. Not only will your hands save you from having to constantly deep throat the shaft, but it's key to a well-rounded blow job.

So stroke that shaft and cup those balls!

4. The Spitter

Don't even think about it.

I honestly haven't come across one of these in a while. That is, women who think it's OK to spit after they take a load in their mouth. They're out there, though. Some will spit it back on you, others will spit it on the floor, and others will run to the bathroom and spit it out.

It's an unbelievable turn-off to witness you spit out our seed as though it's sour milk rather than show us how much you like the taste our own come. It's already in your damn mouth, so just swallow it! Nothing makes a guy want to kiss you less and call you a cab faster than a broad who can't handle a load.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ladies, if you're going to spit don't you DARE dribble it all over him. It's one thing not to swallow, but to cover himself with what he'd rather see all over your face is insulting. Suck it up.]

5. The Finger Jammer

There'd better be lube nearby.

Some guys like a finger up their asses. It's definitely not the worst thing when performed at the right time in the right fashion - and with some prior warning. What is the worst thing is when you suddenly find a dry finger - WHAM! - jammed up the butt mid-BJ.

I know most women can relate to this because some idiot has surely tried to randomly jam a dick or thumb up their asses, too. So they should know it doesn't feel good when the tables are turned!

These operations are delicate. They require finesse, not force. They also require lubrication of some sort. I know it's a lot to ask, but if you want to get into that area, have a little common sense.

10 Reasons Why Girls Don’t Give Blowj0bs

#1 Not Good Looking At All

Most women don’t like how the penis looks at all.. this is one reason they hate doing it

#2 She’s Afraid Of It

Some women are just afraid of the penis. They don’t want it anywhere near there face.

#3 Men Want Deep Throat

Women who can’t deep throat believe that the are unable to give the man the pleasure he is looking for. So they would rather not do it.

#4 She Doesn’t Know How To Do It

Some women fear that they don’t know how to do it right and that they might bite it. They may be right, so men, you may be better off without it.

#5 You Fall Asleep Before Her Turn

One of the biggest reasons women don’t like to give blow jobs is because once it’s over the man falls asleep. What about their needs?

#6 Thinks It’s Dirty

Some women wonder about male hygiene. They think it might be unclean.

#7 It’s Too Big

For some women, the penis is too long for them. Consider yourself lucky men, if this is the case.

#8 You Taste Like Bleah

Some women say that when a man ejaculates it tastes like bleach. Maybe so, but men retort with what women taste like and they still don’t mind.

#9 She Gags

Some women gag when a penis is in their mouth. They may have a strong gag reflex or just find it disgusting.

#10 Thinks It’s Not Ladylike

Some women think that giving a blow job is slutty and just not ladylike. However, men think it’s very ladylike to pleasure them that way.

BLOW JOB MISTAKES WOMEN MAKE THAT GUYS HATE

Watch where she puts that thing.

We know you broads think any blow job is a good blow job. That guys are just happy you're there, putting the dick in your mouth.

But if that were the case, we'd get blow jobs from other dudes who have the equipment and know what feels good and what doesn't.

Some broad recently wrote an article about five kissing mistakes that guys make, which seems to insinuate only men do certain shitty things when they kiss and women don't when, in fact, a bad kisser is a bad kisser regardless of gender.

The blow job, however, is another story. When it comes to kissing, men and women both have lips and therefore most of us know how to use them. But women don't have dicks, so it's not uncommon to find one who thinks she's gnawing on a corn cob instead of handling a delicate instrument of pleasure.

In worst case scenarios, there will be a jerk, a shriek of pain or a swift palm strike to the side of your head if you're really a hack. In less extreme instances, you'll just be deemed unsatisfactory as a sexual partner, your number will be lost and you'll be forgotten about.

So, consider this our public service announcement.

1. The Shaft Scraper

Put that thing away.

The biggest mistake a woman can make and will immediately get her added to the do not call list is being too toothy. Any contact of the teeth with the penis is unacceptable. The worst is when you scrape your teeth up and down the shaft.

Open your damn mouth wide enough to keep your teeth out of the equation. We know it isn't comfortable or normal, but you'll get used to it. When you do, you'll learn that you'll be able to make friends and influence people much better than before.

2. The Tip Taker

Come on. Put it all in there.

Just in case you weren't aware, there's a whole cock there. It's more than just the tip. Yeah, OK, that's the most sensitive part and we know the whole thing looks intimidating, but you have try to get more than just the head in your mouth.

Get down the shaft and even work the balls into the mix and you'll have a happy man. You know that porn flick you've seen where the guy is ramming the chick's head up and down on his dick and she's gagging? That's because she probably wasn't taking it all in, and he simply took matters into his own hands.

3. The No-hander

This one's too easy.

Yeah, it's true. Blow jobs are about sucking cock. While there's absolutely no reason you should confuse it with a hand job and stop using your mouth, there's no reason you should only be using your oral orifice to get the job done.

If we just wanted to feel the inside of a wet hole we could have shoved our dicks in a pail of worms or an apple pie, like in that movie we all saw. Not only will your hands save you from having to constantly deep throat the shaft, but it's key to a well-rounded blow job.

So stroke that shaft and cup those balls!

4. The Spitter

Don't even think about it.

I honestly haven't come across one of these in a while. That is, women who think it's OK to spit after they take a load in their mouth. They're out there, though. Some will spit it back on you, others will spit it on the floor, and others will run to the bathroom and spit it out.

It's an unbelievable turn-off to witness you spit out our seed as though it's sour milk rather than show us how much you like the taste our own come. It's already in your damn mouth, so just swallow it! Nothing makes a guy want to kiss you less and call you a cab faster than a broad who can't handle a load.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ladies, if you're going to spit don't you DARE dribble it all over him. It's one thing not to swallow, but to cover himself with what he'd rather see all over your face is insulting. Suck it up.]

5. The Finger Jammer

There'd better be lube nearby.

Some guys like a finger up their asses. It's definitely not the worst thing when performed at the right time in the right fashion - and with some prior warning. What is the worst thing is when you suddenly find a dry finger - WHAM! - jammed up the butt mid-BJ.

I know most women can relate to this because some idiot has surely tried to randomly jam a dick or thumb up their asses, too. So they should know it doesn't feel good when the tables are turned!

These operations are delicate. They require finesse, not force. They also require lubrication of some sort. I know it's a lot to ask, but if you want to get into that area, have a little common sense.